Hollywood Wives

A woman's ring is the only pictorial element on the cover of Hollywood Wives
That’s a woman’s ring over the Ls in Hollywood.

The women whose husbands rule 1980s Hollywood are the subject of Jackie Collins’s Hollywood Wives.

Some of the wives are powers behind their men’s thrones; other are just mindless bodies. Instead of being real people, the wives are graphic novel memes.

A newly-wed couple enter this sexually charged atmosphere. Buddy believes the myth of instant Hollywood fame and fortune. He’s ready to do whatever it takes to be a star.

Angel knows little of movies or stardom. She just wants to make a home with Buddy and their baby.

Wives comes very close to being an all-sex novel on the model of the worst of Harold Robbins and Judith Krantz.

We really didn’t need another novel proving other people’s sex lives are more exciting than our own.

Hollywood Wives is saved—barely—by a secondary story that’s more interesting than the wives.

A young man is driving across the country murdering women as he goes. The victims are mainly addicts and hookers whose disappearances cause scarcely a ripple.

The killer is being trailed by a cop obsessed with finding and stopping him—and with figuring out what set off his murder spree.

Collins finally ties the killer to the wives, but the damage is already done.

Hollywood Wives by Jackie Collins
Simon and Schuster. 1983. 510 p.
1983 bestseller #9. My grade: D

©2019 Linda G. Aragoni


White Gold Wielder

Front cover shows Drawing of 4 figures, 2 of which may be humans, inside a stone building
Are these humans?

I got off to a bad start with Stephen R. Donaldson’s White Gold Wielder. The condensed, all-caps type on the cover made me think the title was “White Gold Welder.”

Once inside the book, I bogged down in the author’s retrospective of his previous five Thomas Covenant novels. The first paragraph is written in past tense and the rest of the five page retrospective in present tense, which I found disorienting.

The retrospective contains references to magic and spells and giants, which suggest a fantasy world, but the retrospective never makes clear whether the characters are humans or some fantasy species.

In Wielder proper, Donaldson has Thomas Covenant and a female character, Linden, wear jeans and flannel shirts, which makes me think they may be human. On the other hand, Covenant spends the first quarter of Wielder dozing while other characters do the hard work, so it’s possible Covenant is a mutant, possibly a congressman.

Wielder is chock-a-block with murder and mayhem, particularly assaults on English grammar.

Donaldson’s pronoun references don’t just squint: They turn a blind eye.

And his paragraphs are full of non-sentences such as, “To the scream which had nearly torn out his heart when Linden told him the truth of the venom of the Worm.”

I’ll tell you the truth of the venom of the reviewer: White Gold Wielder is not worth reading unless you’ve read and loved the preceding books in the series.

White Gold Wielder
Book 3 of The Second Chronicles of Thomas Covenant
by Stephen R. Donaldson
Ballentine Books. ©1983. 485 p.
1983 bestseller #8. My grade: D

©2019 Linda G. Aragoni


The Name of the Rose

Illustration of Apocalypse is front dust jacket image
14th century view of apocalypse

The Name of the Rose, one of the world’s all-time best-selling novels, is a fascinating Italian novel that most American readers will set aside before they finish chapter one.

The 14th century setting in which author Umberto Eco sets his tale is half the novel’s story.

In 1327, Italy was part of the Holy Roman Empire beset by religious and political turmoil. Two competing emperors had recently been elected; the real winner will be the one the Pope chooses.

The Pope has his own problems: People are increasingly vocal about the church’s immense wealth and power.

The Pope’s picked men are scheduled to arrive soon for a theological disputation—a debate to establish truth— at a Benedictine monastery in Northern Italy where a monk has died under suspicious circumstances.

The abbot has summoned Brother William of Baskerville, a Franciscan friar to investigate. Brother William brings young Adso of Melk, a Benedictine novice, to assist him.

For a week, there’s a bizarre death a day for the pair to solve.

Eco adheres to the familiar hero and sidekick pattern, but the setting, culture, and passages in Latin will turn off American readers who lack the background and the curiosity to read demanding European fiction.

The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco
Translator: William Weaver
Harcourt Brace Jovanovich. ©1983. 502 p.
1983 bestseller #7. My grade: B

©2019 Linda G. Aragoni

Herman Wouk died today

Bestselling novelist Herman Wouk died today at age 103. Here’s a link to Herman Wouk’s obituary in today’s The New York Times.

The Wouk bestsellers reviewed at GreatPenformances are:
The Caine Mutiny (1951 bestseller #2)
Marjorie Morningstar (1955 bestseller #1)
Youngblood Hawke (1962 bestseller #4)
Don’t Stop the Carnival (1961 bestseller #10)
The Winds of War (1972 bestseller #7)
War and Remembrance (1978 bestseller #2)

Changes by Danielle Steel

Danielle Steel’s novel Changes isn’t a great work of literature but it’s a story about topics that are always timely for women: second marriages, blended families, gender roles, and why men are such jerks.

Dust jacket's feminine blue background and script type suggest Changes has a female perspective.
Circle holds yin and yang symbols

The novel is the story of Melanie Adams, a woman who married a guy who didn’t want children and quickly found herself divorced and the mother of twin daughters.

Mel went to work to support her family. By dint of hard work, she rose from receptionist for a television network to a New York City news anchor before she was 40.

When she’s assigned to do a feature about heart transplants, Mel meets a widowed California heart surgeon with three children. Peter Hallam takes his job as personally as Mel takes hers.

Their recognition of each other as professionals who care deeply about their work is one part of the instant attraction between them; the other part is sex appeal.

There is a whirlwind, long distance romance that very nearly ends when they marry.

Aspects of the story have too much daytime television soap opera about them, but overall Steel does a reasonably evenhanded job of showing the strains faced by working couples trying to maintain careers and blend their families.

Changes by Danielle Steel
Delacorte Press. ©1983. 348 p.
1983 bestseller #6. My grade: B

©2019 Linda G. Aragoni


Christine: Horror on wheels

Christine's logo plate suggests speeding car
The hood ornament is a human skull

The eponymous character of Stephen King’s 1983 bestseller, Christine, is a 1958 Plymouth who will be responsible for 10 murders before the novel ends.

In 1978 in a town outside Pittsburgh, Arnie Cunningham—a smart kid with pimples and a passion for auto mechanics which his college professor parents reluctantly tolerate—sees a car he is determined to have.

The car, in his best friend’s opinion, is a pile of junk, and the guy selling her, Roland LeBay, is no better.

From the day he makes his down payment, Arnie’s obsession with Christine alienates him from his family and his only real friend, Dennis, the story’s narrator.

Dennis begins to notice odd things. He suspects Arnie is in some kind of trouble, what kind he doesn’t know.

King’s characters are ordinary people who for the most part do predictably ordinary things, which makes the dark forces that seep out of his pages seem especially sinister.

King has a special knack for depicting ’60s and ’70s teens: Their slang, snacks, school life, teachers all are spot on.

If you don’t care for King’s sinister side, you could read the novel as an inquiry into the century-old question: What is it with guys and their cars anyway?

Stephen King sits atop a car like Christine in photo of back dust jacket of Christine.

Christine by Stephen King
Viking Press. ©1983. 526 p.
1983 bestseller #4. My grade: B

©2019 Linda G. Aragoni

The Little Drummer Girl

Dust jacket has only author’s name and title set on upward sloping line
A picture can’t sum up this novel

In The Little Drummer Girl, John Le Carré abandons George Smiley’s British gloom for a world of international terrorism.

Le Carré fashions a tale about a Palestinian responsible for deaths of Jews throughout Europe. The Israelis know him by the coil of surplus wire left with his crude bombs and by the professionalism with which he eludes detection.

They have no idea who he is, but they have a plan to find out.

The Israelis offer a young English actress called Charlie the role of her life.

The Israelis invent a character for her: the role of a dead terrorist’s lover. They drill her in the facts they know of him and the story they have concocted.

Her job is to get inside the terrorist organization and bring its leader to the Israelis.

Charlie has not only to play her character, but once she’s involved, she has to play other roles, the psychological equivalent of portraying a Russian nesting doll.

The “nestedness” of Charlie’s character requires close attention from readers.  Sometimes Charlie isn’t sure which character she’s playing.

Le Carré lightens the load with apt, sometimes even hilarious, character descriptions, but never lets readers forget that terrorists and anti-terrorists each kill people.

The Little Drummer Girl by John Le Carré
Knopf. 1983. [Book Club ed.] 429 p.
1983 bestseller #4. My grade: A-

©2019 Linda G. Aragoni