WW2 Spoof Don’t Go Near the Water Still Funny

William Brinkley’s Don’t Go Near the Water has a trivial plot, absurd situations, ludicrous characters, and a general air of frivolity.

It’s also good-natured and rollickingly, timelessly funny. It will remind you of M*A*S*H* but without the bitterness, booze, and profanity of the later novel.
old Encyclopedia Britannica set

Don’t Go Near the Water by William Brinkley

Random House, 1956. 1956 bestseller #1. My grade: B.

Ensign Max Siegal has been transferred from a destroyer to the Fleet’s Public Relations section where he helps win World War II by assuming responsibility for promoting the Pacific island of Tulura to visiting congressmen.

Max is the ultimate comic hero. He’s brighter than his supposed superiors, witty, perceptive, and above all, human.

Max falls for Melora Alba, who teaches the local one-room school.

Max gets time with Melora by doing janitorial chores while she grades papers and by researching students’ questions at the Fleet library.

Finally Max wins Melora with a gift: The Encyclopedia Britannica.

The PR staff try to make themselves look good while doing as little as possible.

When they succeed, it’s usually because Max is pulling strings behind the scenes.

Max can needle a congressman without being caught or solve a crisis using only his knowledge of human nature.

In the ultimate act of compassion, Max teaches the inept “Marblehead” Nash to use a sextant.

© 2016 Linda Gorton Aragoni


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Linda Aragoni

I'm passionate about helping people learn through the medium of nonfiction writing. Although I occasionally have an idea of my own, I mostly build education tools by recycling and repurposing other folks' ideas.

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