Septimus is another of William J. Locke’s rollicking tales of eponymous characters who knock the traditional notion of the fictional hero into a cocked hat.
The death of her husband from delirium tremens within six weeks of their wedding turned Zora Middlemist off marriage.
Septimus by William J. Locke
1909 bestseller #10. Project Gutenberg eBook #14395. My grade: B+.
Since Zora is well endowed physically and financially—and totally lacking in ambition—the widow’s a walking male-magnet.
Septimus Dix, an eccentric inventor, is the first to fall for her charms.
Septimus is a kind and honest man, totally incapable of remembering an umbrella or firing an incompetent servant. He tells Zora:
I shouldn’t like to pass my life without dreams, Zora. I could give up tobacco and alcohol and clean collars and servants, and everything you could think of—but not dreams. Without them the earth is just a sort of backyard of a place.
Next to fall is Clem Sypher, “friend of humanity,” and inventor of Sypher’s Cure in which he believes with religious fervor.
With Zora favoring neither, Clem and Septimus become friends.
Meanwhile, Zora’s younger sister has been dumped by a man who left her pregnant.
Septimus offers Emily the protection of marriage, with the understanding that after the baby is born she can divorce him and not even Zora need know the child’s origins.
As silly as the plot sounds, Locke makes the absurdities arise so naturally from the goodness and foibles of the characters that it not only seems plausible but also reveals some home truths about faith, love, and having a dream.
©2015 Linda Gorton Aragoni