Guys, did Miley Cyrus turn you down for Valentine’s Day?
Gals, do you think the only appropriate accessories for your little black dress tonight would be thermal underware and two pairs of socks?
Or perhaps you feel like you’re coming down with the flu?
Whatever the reason you’re planning to stay by your own hearth Valentine’s Day, here are three novels that aren’t too long or too cerebral for a cozy evening at home.
Graustark is a romance in the princess-and-castle style.
It’s love at first sight for Grenfall Lorry on an east-bound train from Denver. He’ll absolutely die if he can’t marry the lovely Miss Guggenslocker.
When Miss Guggenslocker sails for Europe, Lorry isn’t far behind. He tracks her down, only to find she’s really the princess of Graustark.
Can an American commoner win the heart and hand of a princess?
George Barr McCutcheon gives the Lorry moves worthy of Arnold Schwarzenegger, so it’s not too gushy for guys. And the Princess has a streak of independence that feminist readers will applaud.
The novel’s available for free download to your preferred digital reading device at Project Gutenberg.
Queed is a droll romance about a most unromantic young man and the young woman whose tough love makes him human.
Queed is totally absorbed in his own affairs–he’s writing the definitive text on evolutionary sociology–when Sharlee Weyland takes pity on him.
She finds him a job that, with his own dogged determination, enables him to grow beyond the limits of his stifling childhood. From being pathetic, he becomes loveable and loving.
Queed is also available to download free at Project Gutenberg. The author is Henry Sydnor Harrison.
Gone With the Wind
My third recommendation is an old staple of romance literature: Gone With the Wind. This classic is still under copyright protection, but if your local library doesn’t have one, you can pick up a copy for a few dollars at an online publisher such as Alibris, ABEbooks, or Amazon.
If you know the novel just from the movie version, you’ll be pleasantly surprised to see how good the print version is. Margaret Mitchell’s prose flows and her characters develop organically.
Although the novel is long, it’s fast reading. After all, you already know the basic plot, right?
There you have three options to help you pass a romantic evening alone in the comfort of your favorite chair.